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Old 01-20-2015, 01:39 PM
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It could have been me

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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Old 01-20-2015, 01:43 PM
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Old 01-20-2015, 02:12 PM
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Old 01-20-2015, 02:24 PM
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Old 01-20-2015, 03:02 PM
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Old 01-21-2015, 08:04 PM
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Old 01-21-2015, 08:15 PM
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Old 01-22-2015, 12:05 AM
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