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Old 07-02-2014, 02:38 PM
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Talking When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?

Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit............



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This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and

sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?



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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,

"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your

hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over

there instead of you."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?



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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess

what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose

patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?



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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?



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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing

on a table. I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed

by now." When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?
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Old 07-02-2014, 03:13 PM
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Old 07-02-2014, 04:23 PM
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bushwack??????
Not for a few more years...


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but I still don't give a fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-02-2014, 10:55 PM
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I am not over 65 and I still don't give a shit. I was 3 hrs late for work today and i am like well I tried calling...
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Old 07-04-2014, 01:21 PM
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Old 07-04-2014, 02:58 PM
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