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Old 05-05-2014, 02:10 PM
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The Black Bra - as told by a woman

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)




I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.



One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.



We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.........


My engaged friend:


The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.


The mistress:


Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story:


When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,...........



(you are going to love this..)


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Old 05-05-2014, 03:01 PM
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To which I replied, I dont know, but you should hear what the medium told me today
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Old 05-05-2014, 03:40 PM
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