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Old 06-15-2013, 01:00 AM
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The Parrot

An elderly woman bought a parrot. She asked if it would behave
if she took it to church (sorry not Stave) with her on Sundays.
The owner said it shouldn't be a problem, that she could put him
on her shoulder and he would stay there.

She bought the parrot, and the next week she put him on her
shoulder and went off to church. Just as everyone quieted down
and the sermon began, the parrot looked around, squawked and
said, "It's goddamned cold in here!" Everyone turned to look at
her, she ran out of the church in total embarrassment!

The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the
embarrassing situation to the owner. The owner offered the
following solution, "If the parrot does that again, grab him by the
legs and swing him around 5 times and return him to your
shoulder.

So the next Sunday she took the parrot to church, and sure
enough just as the sermon started the parrot squawked, "It's
goddamned cold in here!" Without any hesitation the woman
grabbed his legs, swung him around 5 times, and placed him
back on her shoulder. The parrot shook his head, ruffled his
feathers and said "Pretty fucking windy too!"
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