One evening a husband thinking he was being funny said to his wife,
"Perhaps we should wash your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would
take a few inches off your butt!"
His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn't let
such a comment go unanswered.
The next morning the husband took out a pair of underwear out of
his drawer... "What the heck is this?" he asked himself when a little
"dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Cathy" he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum
powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker, 'It's not
talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow!"