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Old 01-24-2013, 11:46 AM
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Hunting with Don

Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "Don, you've got two choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex." Don decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks. Don soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear was standing right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Don. You've got two choices; either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex." Again, Don thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it took several months before Don finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge. But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Don turned round to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said, "Admit it Don, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
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