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Old 10-09-2012, 08:14 AM
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Las Vegas hooker

A guy is walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegas hooker catches his
eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker,
"How much do you charge?"

The Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

The guy says,"$500 dollars! For a hand-job!

Holy crap! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those..

And I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

So the guy says, "What the hell? You only live once.. I'll give it a try."
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed
realizing that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of
$500.

He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"


The hooker replies, "$1,500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy.
Do you see that casino just across the street?
I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job
that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off
the new car for another year or so and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.
He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.
He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and
unforgettable experience.
He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you
something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us:
All those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and shows?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would... if I had a pussy."
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:40 AM
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:46 AM
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hhahaaha. always check before ya hand over the cash.
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Old 10-09-2012, 10:58 AM
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hhahaaha. always check before ya hand over the cash.
Speaking from experience ?
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Old 10-09-2012, 11:11 AM
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im in a new town every few weeks, sometimes only for a few days before i am back on the road... no, i have never paid for sex
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Old 10-09-2012, 11:10 PM
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im in a new town every few weeks, sometimes only for a few days before i am back on the road... no, i have never paid for sex
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:41 AM
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Old 10-10-2012, 10:59 AM
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im in a new town every few weeks, sometimes only for a few days before i am back on the road... no, i have never paid for sex
Silly boy. You never pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:05 AM
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Silly boy. You never pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave.
true, very true.
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That shit would never happen in the okanagan
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That shit would never happen in the okanagan
No you okanagan boys just don't tell everyone
When that shit happens
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im in a new town every few weeks, sometimes only for a few days before i am back on the road... no, i have never paid for sex
Tink I don't think he ever really answered your question
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