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Old 09-20-2012, 03:13 PM
tonkagirl tonkagirl is offline
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Nick The dragon Slayer

Once upon a time, and far far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the
Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold
coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily
agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder
and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she
bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch,and
that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer
would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly
summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly
put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on
the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon
Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found
Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have
cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report
this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost. The
next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
The moral of the story
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:42 PM
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sick but good one.
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