funny ,here is mine
Husband to Wife.....Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart. Your husband .........
.............After some days his wife replied:
Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expense details:
1. The Milkman agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him G.I.JOE: Special Ops
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry about me; I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using them. Love You!