The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about
paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for
some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, 'Y'all graduated from
the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I want
to give yew $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take
The secretary thought for a moment, and then replied,
"Everythang but my earrings."