The Difference between Granny & Grandad
A 5 year old granddaughter is taken to school daily by her grandfather.
When he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.
That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!!
"What made it different?" asked her parents:
"Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, arsehole, dick-head, foreign prick or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!'