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Old 03-27-2012, 08:05 AM
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Mohammed's first day of school !!

Mohammed's first day of school

Mohammed entered his classroom on the first day of school.

"What's your name?" asked the teacher.

"Mohammed," he replied.

"You're in America now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Kevin."

Mohammed returned home after school.

"How was your day, Mohammed?" his mother asked.

"My name is not Mohammed. I'm in America and now my name is Kevin."

"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion?

Shame on you!" And his mother beat him.

Then she called his father, who beat him again.

The next day Mohammed returned to school. The teacher saw all of his bruises.

"What happened to you, Kevin? she asked.

"Well ma'am, shortly after becoming an American, I was attacked by two Frickin' Arabs!!







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Old 03-27-2012, 08:51 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for the laugh!!
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:06 AM
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:32 AM
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Old 03-27-2012, 01:22 PM
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