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Old 02-16-2012, 03:20 PM
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Costa cruise 1 liners - it was only a matter of time....

# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks

# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks


# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain!


# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."


# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. - That's more than can be said for his ship.


# I like my women like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.


# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.


# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? Nothing - the bottoms dropped out of both.




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Old 02-16-2012, 03:27 PM
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BAHAHAHA...... to soon?. not a chance.!
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I posted these over a week ago when it probably was too soon

Their still funny tho
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Old 02-16-2012, 10:49 PM
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I posted these over a week ago when it probably was too soon

Their still funny tho
No u failed to post them but did get it eventually
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LOL I remember that. Was better thread than the jokes!

Shit that was less than 2 weeks ago and it feels like years.... I be gettin Old Fast
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LOL I remember that. Was better thread than the jokes!

Shit that was less than 2 weeks ago and it feels like years.... I be gettin Old Fast
Welcome to forum timelines.

And yeah i did fail it but got it later xD
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Ha those are funny and if anyone gets offended change the name to the TITANIC :-)!
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