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Old 02-03-2012, 08:11 AM
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Never Question a Drunk


A37 year old woman at the super market says: NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK. . . . I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. Can of coffee
A 1 lb. Package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunkstanding behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated-- 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by thederelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found "Mr.Right." I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothingparticularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off thedrunk to my marital status.....

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said -- 'Yes you are correct. Buthow on earth did you know that?'


The drunk replied -- 'Cause you're ugly'.

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Old 02-03-2012, 08:19 AM
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Old 02-03-2012, 08:58 AM
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Old 02-03-2012, 10:36 AM
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Old 02-03-2012, 03:19 PM
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Old 02-03-2012, 04:05 PM
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