what do you call a surrey girl with a dollar bill on top of her head?
alll you can eat under a buck
what is a surrey girls motto?
first time regualr price, after that, 5 bucks, 5 bucks, 5 bucks
A Surrey girl is at the welfare office and filling out forms with all her childrens name. The lady behind the desk looks at the list of 7 kids. All named "Bobby"
"Excuse me Miss, but are all your 7 kids named Bobby?"
"Well, how do they know which Bobby you are calling when you call out to them?"
"I just call them by their last names"
What's the difference between Surrey Girl and a Man?
Surrey Girls have higher sperm counts.
What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a puppet?
You can only get one hand up a puppet
What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a fish and chips shop?
You can't get crabs in a fish and chips shop