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Old 01-12-2012, 08:30 AM
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Surrey girl joke thread

Let's hear all your surrey girl jokes

I got a few to start:


A man pulls up to a young surrey girl and says 'i'll give u a piece of candy if u get in the van'

She says 'fuck that gimme the whole bag and ill blow ya'




What does a surrey girl put behind her ears to turn guys on?
Her ankles
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what do you call a surrey girl in a nice dress

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OUCH im from surrey born and raised............


Whats the first thing a surrey girl says when she wakes up?




Are you guys all on the same team.
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Oh my Leah.
I can't participate in this thread or there won't be and candy or blows for me.
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whats a surry girl say during sex

get off me dad yer squishing my smokes

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ya I think it should be PoMo girls
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what do you call a surrey girl with a dollar bill on top of her head?
alll you can eat under a buck


what is a surrey girls motto?
first time regualr price, after that, 5 bucks, 5 bucks, 5 bucks


A Surrey girl is at the welfare office and filling out forms with all her childrens name. The lady behind the desk looks at the list of 7 kids. All named "Bobby"
"Excuse me Miss, but are all your 7 kids named Bobby?"
"Yes mam"
"Well, how do they know which Bobby you are calling when you call out to them?"
"I just call them by their last names"


What's the difference between Surrey Girl and a Man?
Surrey Girls have higher sperm counts.


What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a puppet?
You can only get one hand up a puppet


What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a fish and chips shop?
You can't get crabs in a fish and chips shop



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Whats the simularity between a surrey girl and a garbage truck?......Flies

What the first thing a surrey girl does in the morning?.....Kick open the car door.
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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a bowling ball?


you can only fit 3 fingers into a bowling ball!!!

I got that off the porn Surrey Sluts
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ya I think it should be PoMo girls
U can say their from wherever u like , surrey just happens to be where the whores are characterized as living.
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how does s surrey girl turn on the light in the morning

she opens the car door



what do you call a surrey girl with a runny nose

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What does a surrey girl do after sex





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How come Jesus wasn't born in Surrey ... they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
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What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!

What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a condom?
You only use a condom once

Why do Surrey girls wear red lipstick?
Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
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What do Surrey Girls use for protection during sex?




A bus shelter.
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