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Old 12-22-2011, 09:04 AM
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pilot vs lesbian

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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Old 12-22-2011, 09:13 AM
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Old 12-22-2011, 09:18 AM
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Funny stuff!
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Old 12-22-2011, 09:43 AM
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Old 12-22-2011, 10:14 AM
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Love It!!!
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Old 12-22-2011, 10:20 AM
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Old 12-22-2011, 10:31 AM
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Old 12-22-2011, 10:38 AM
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Old 12-22-2011, 08:21 PM
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Old 12-23-2011, 08:37 AM
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hahaha, nice one !!!
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Old 12-23-2011, 05:19 PM
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Old 12-24-2011, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by OOPS View Post
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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Old 12-24-2011, 05:43 PM
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Old Sailor!

O K. all you guys in F I B C raise your right hand if you think your like the OLD SAILOR !!!!!.
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Old 12-25-2011, 12:33 PM
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thats a good one hahaha
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Well done ...funny stuff
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