Lawyer vs Cop
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow cop.
He thinks he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London
and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides
to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!
Glasgow Cop " License and registration please "
London Lawyer " What for? "
Glasgow Cop " Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
London Lawyer " I slowed down and no one was coming "
Glasgow Cop " Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration
London Lawyer " What's the difference? "
Glasgow Cop " The difference is ye havte cume to a complete stop, that's the law,
license and registration, please! "
London Lawyer " If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and
stop I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket. If not you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Glasgow Cop " Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle sir. "
The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his baton
and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says
" Dae ye want me to stop or just slow doon? "
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