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Old 11-28-2011, 05:43 PM
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Little Johnnie strikes again !

Little Johnnie 's neighbor had a
Baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.


When mother and new baby came home from
The hospital, Johnnie 's family was invited over to see the
Baby.

Before they left their house, Little
Johnnie 's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had
No ears.

His dad also told him that if he so
much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said,'What a beautiful baby.'The mother said, 'Why,Thank you, Johnnie .
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little
feet,beautiful little hands,a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we
Are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision.'

'That's great', said Little
Johnnie ,'coz he'd be fucked if he
Needed glasses.
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Old 11-28-2011, 06:37 PM
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haha nice one
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Old 11-28-2011, 07:08 PM
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hahahaha.
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Old 11-28-2011, 07:12 PM
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hahahahha I love Johnnie
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Old 11-28-2011, 09:45 PM
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That a boy little Johnny hahaha to funny
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