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Old 01-24-2012, 02:57 PM
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Travel Warning

The Canadian Government has issued a "Travel Warning in case of Cold Weather"

They suggest that anyone travelling in icy conditions should make sure they have the following:

Blankets or sleeping bag
Extra clothing including hat and gloves
24 hours worth of
Rock Salt
Flashlight with spare batteries
Road Flares or Reflective Triangles
Empty gas can
First Aid Kit
Booster Cables

I looked like a fcking idiot on the bus this morning!!!
Save the Earth ..... It's the only planet with CHOCOLATE
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Old 01-24-2012, 03:01 PM
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...and stole it.
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Old 01-24-2012, 03:28 PM
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haha not bad... but i have a condensed version of that travel pack.

40 of whiskey
pack of smokes(optional)
and some rope.

worst case scenario get drunk and hang yourself

if you don't think you can do it when your sober climb the tree first once your done the 40 you'll probably fall off anyways

ensure rope is around neck first to ensure no pain
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Old 01-24-2012, 03:46 PM
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They made a typo. It should have read:
Empty gas can for recycling your urine.

I'm a peice of shit, I treat women like shit because I'm a fucking douchebag and I deserve to have my face dragged across concrete,
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:20 PM
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Shake What Ur Momma gave Ya
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Old 01-24-2012, 06:02 PM
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I posted it on my FB status, I'm sure people are clicking on it for advice.
Goodbye my beautiful friend, I'll miss you until we meet on the other side. <3 always. *Dave "Fingers" Ryan 1968-2011*
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Old 01-24-2012, 07:16 PM
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haha nice
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Old 01-24-2012, 07:22 PM
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That made me laugh ...... Thanks I needed that
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