Now I remember another reason why I stopped going out to the woods . Not that I was concerned about my safety . The wife was concerned about it . The last weekend trip was 10 years ago .
Me , my wife and another couple went camping . Saturday night buddy and I drove my truck down to the lake , cranked Pink Floyd , sat back and mellowed
About an hour later his wife came running down saying some punks attempted to come into our campsite laughing at the 2 wives sitting alone with us down on the lakeshore . At the time I had a mixed breed pitbull - that if she knew you - your back is covered and feel confident in ANY situation . She made her stand and they left , taunting the whole way out .
Buddy and I decided it was time to have some fun .
Shithead punks as they were , they built a huge fire over the path down to the lake . Coincidence maybe , or figuring to go for the truck with us distracted walking up ?
Walking didn't seem a good option , so ......
Turned Floyd off ( not the right vibe if you know what I mean )
Time for some Sabbath - WAR PIGS - echoed off the lake .
Let the airraid siren howl before dropping the clutch , rpms screemed to 5K and highbeams flooded the area .
punks right !
Once I was over the fire a second clutch dump - fires out .
Now a little spray on the other side and we both jumped out .
Who wanted to see our campsite ?
Let me give you a guided tour - tough punks in numbers
until you show them NOT TO FUCK WITH YOU !
. Buddy and I then went to the other campers and banded together , walked down and explained
that we were there to relax.
They stayed to themselves . They trashed one of their own cars and did some other things that don't need to be repeated here ( girls were part of their group ) Later found they were Langley Grads .
Hope some of you are on here now reading how FUCKING STUPID YOU LOOKED .
My boy is now 9 and ready to understand the greatness of being able to enjoy something that other people from around the world travel and pay huge coin to see and appreciate .
You need bait I'm willing .
A CB travels faster than any pig waddling out of a doughnut shop .
Yes I respect law enforcers but when I hear stories like this ..............
I can do a better job - GUARANTEED !
Trucks almost ready - now I have more motivation - see you sooner than expected .