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Murd0c 01-31-2012 04:32 PM

The Welfare Check
 

A young man walked into the local welfare office topick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. Youknow, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't liketaking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Yourtiming is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man whowants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have todrive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of yourclothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'llalso be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This israther awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignmentto satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a ratherstrong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You'rebullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... Youstarted it."

64CJ6Willy 01-31-2012 04:36 PM

hehe Wicked!!!

FKN MRK 01-31-2012 04:40 PM

[36]FKN awesome :D

spanky 01-31-2012 04:50 PM

lol thats hilarious lol

stockwheels 01-31-2012 05:43 PM

nice one

85chevy 01-31-2012 05:44 PM

Hahaha[cheers]

mattdroz 01-31-2012 11:03 PM

haha right on!

Ry' & Jen 02-01-2012 04:25 AM

That's great!

hillclimber 02-01-2012 06:25 AM

hahahahahahaha

T 'n' A Barbie 02-01-2012 11:25 AM

lol Nice one!!!


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