View Full Version : Born again

03-16-2009, 12:11 AM
Was a member back when the spudspudspudspudspud Run was happening. Maybe they still are? Never did go on one though, but sure looks like everyone had a blast.

Have an 03 4Runner. Lots of mods. No lockers (yet). Live in Surrey. (let the jokes begin).



03-16-2009, 12:17 AM
where is the best place to view surrey from?

your rear view mirror on the Port Mann bridge.

03-16-2009, 12:25 AM
Port Mann is not the escape route in rush hour. Hmm, or pretty much not anytime of day! :)

03-16-2009, 09:28 AM
What does a Surrey girl say after sex ?

"Get off me dad, yer squishing my smokes"

03-16-2009, 07:47 PM
surrey [36][36][36][36][36][36][36][36]

03-16-2009, 10:02 PM
crude but funny joke..

why did the surrey girl go to church.......

she heard there was a guy hung like this /insert jesus cross picture here

03-17-2009, 10:13 AM
What did the surrey girl say after skipping school to have sex???

Dad can I have my allowance now??

03-18-2009, 09:53 AM
no she asked if she still could have it

03-18-2009, 12:41 PM
whaddaya call a surrey girl with a runny nose?


03-18-2009, 12:49 PM
How does a Surrey Chick turn on the light in the morning?

She opens the Car door

03-18-2009, 02:15 PM
what does a surrey kid get for christmass?

delta kids bike.

03-18-2009, 04:34 PM
what does a surrey girl put behind her ears to attract men?

her ankles :D

Dirty Girls
03-18-2009, 04:36 PM
Umm wow, Hi to you and Surrey jokes.. im freshly out of them although the running nose one is awsome!

03-18-2009, 04:44 PM
what do you call a surrey girl with a dollar bill on top of her head?

alll you can eat under a buck

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What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a puppet?

You can only get one hand up a puppet


What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a fish and chip shop?

You can't get crabs in a fish and chip shop

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I've got more... LOL

Oh :welcome: btw :D

pics of the rig?

03-18-2009, 05:53 PM
:welcome: Lets see some rig pics but try to black out the background if taken in surrey:D

lincoln locked
03-19-2009, 11:13 AM
welcome :D

03-19-2009, 03:36 PM
what does it meen when there is a 6 year old surrey girl that is still a virgen?

she can still out run her brother.