View Full Version : You Know You Have A Bad Ass Off Road Jeep When...

01-09-2007, 05:14 PM
your jeep is so mean and nasty looking that other vehicles avoid you
you can see over Excursions, Suburbans, Explorers and Navigators
you hunch over entering a parking garage no matter what vehicle you're driving
your last lift takes you over the 7' garage height restrictions
you spent a really unreasonable amount of money on that extra inch of ground clearance
the location of your sway-bar is either the back yard or the city dump
you can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station
you can't hear your $2000 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway
you can't (don't) sneak into church late because your engine is to load
you have a high water mark inside your jeep
you use a hose to clean the inside and outside of your jeep
the coin wash attendant says your jeep is to dirty to use the wash
you are the only one on your street who doesn't plow their driveway
your jeep weighs a 1000 pounds more than it did when it came off the assembly line
you 'blind spot' is above your 'really blind spot'
you nickname you jeep after the noise it makes
you slam the door and chunks of dry mud fall to the ground

01-09-2007, 05:22 PM
I want one I want one I want one!
Gawd!!! This is gonna cost me!!!

In The Zone
01-09-2007, 05:32 PM
shit that apply's to both fords.........

01-09-2007, 05:33 PM
[15] LOL Nice one Walt [cheers]

01-09-2007, 05:35 PM
you have in your life time worn out a grease gun
your other vehicles have an over spray of 34079 forest green
slightly mildewed canvas smells good to you
your life's goal is to own a tank
you have your local parts dealer on speed dial, right between "marriage counselor" and "crisis hot-line"
you compulsively search the weather network and 3 web-sites hoping for a crippling snowstorm
you tell your wife you need a M35A2 incase the M37 gets stuck again
your vehicle has more antennas than seats
you have dents ontop of dents you don't remember getting
you own a tank


01-09-2007, 05:53 PM
Love the first picture

01-09-2007, 05:55 PM
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I think I fit the bill[redneck] [redneck]

01-09-2007, 05:59 PM
shit that apply's to both fords.........


01-09-2007, 06:01 PM
One day....I can only hope.....one day....just need the money....one day

01-09-2007, 09:11 PM
You forgot "you sleep on the couch more then the bed" [36]

01-09-2007, 09:51 PM
nice walt ,very nice

01-12-2007, 01:38 PM
I'm getting there [36] I can actually tick 7 and a half off the "list", Jeap Thrills is on speed dial but I don't have a marriage counsellor anymore :confused0006: hence no need for crisis hot line anymore :)

Good list Walt [cheers]

01-12-2007, 02:46 PM
yea thats good stuff

01-12-2007, 03:43 PM
-dogs growl and then run when you you start the engine
-your children use your frame as monkey bars
-you have to take a running start to get into your truck
-your truck casts a larger shadow than your house
-you crawl over the car to parellel park
-your truck cost more than your house

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01-12-2007, 05:06 PM
[36] [36] That pretty cool Walt, lol..


01-12-2007, 06:59 PM
well jeeps are nothing but a resort for traders from the suzukis