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NeoAnderson
11-20-2006, 08:36 PM
You know your a 4X4 nut when...

Your constantly asking your significantly other is there's anything lying around the house that can be sold on eBay to buy the next item on your "Wish List".

Your child's big wheel can articulate.

Your lawn mower has a grill guard, tow hooks, fog lights, and can ramp 800.

You skimp on groceries to save up for that lift, new tires, lockers, etc.

You buy real cheap tires for your car, so you can save $$$ for the BFG's.

Your Christmas list begins with disconnects and ARB... (and your significant other knows what these are).

More than one 4WD supply house recognizes your voice and greets you by name when you call.

You get upset when people don't return the "Club Wave".

Your friends don't recognize you without muddy clothes and a tow strap in your hand.

You get offended when people call a Geo Tracker a Jeep.

You get offended when people call your 4X4"cute".

Crawling around in the muck wrenching on your own 4X4 is much more appealing than reclining on the sofa, watching women's volleyball on TV with a beer in your hand.

People know you by your "brokes"----"Oh, you're the one who broke a driveshaft last weekend!"

You've ever tried to convince your significant other you needed that winch to do work around the house.

You have enough spare parts to build another 4X4 .

When you see a 4X4 that's never been off-road and you think of animals at the zoo.

Your reading material in your bathroom consists of 4X4 catalogs, topographical maps, and 400 4X4 magazines, none of which have centerfolds.

You know that getting from point A to point B involves being winched at least once.

You save broken 4X4 parts as " momento's".

You drive over curbs instead of backing up.

Your idea of a car wash is driving through a mud puddle.


:D

230
11-20-2006, 08:42 PM
You get offended when people call a Geo Tracker a Jeep.

:D

that happened to me in the trooper and i yelled at her,I got in trouble because she was 6.

goldie
11-20-2006, 08:51 PM
that is definatly true to all of that.. :) :)

Ginger Snaps
11-20-2006, 09:14 PM
"You buy real cheap tires for your car, so you can save $$$ for the BOGGERS"


Fixed it for yeah mate

BeerBaron666
11-20-2006, 09:15 PM
You know your a 4X4 nut when...



Your child's big wheel can articulate.



Already in the plans for a powerwheels Jeep, with 4wd and 4ws linked front and back and maybe soem small airbags:D

Dieseljeep
11-20-2006, 09:34 PM
you play with your kids tonka trucks and do something to correct the aproach/departure angle and fix the limited articulation

gavman
11-20-2006, 09:38 PM
Even my kids bikes and trikes have trailer hitches, in fact all their pedal toys have them...
Next is the sled

tenpack
11-21-2006, 06:27 AM
"You drive over curbs instead of backing up."

that stupiud A&W in langely. I have(Or do) to just drive up on all sorts of cuts to make that stupid tight drive through path to get my grampa burger.


A lot of those are true.

UU
11-21-2006, 06:46 AM
" Your lawn mower has a grill guard, tow hooks, fog lights, and can ramp 800."


Good idea ;)

Toyquad
11-21-2006, 08:48 AM
You know your a 4X4 nut when...


Your Christmas list begins with high steer and winch (and your significant other knows what these are).

You get offended when people call your 4X4"cute".

You have enough spare parts to build another 4X4 .

You save broken 4X4 parts as " momento's".

You drive over curbs instead of backing up.

Your idea of a car wash is driving through a mud puddle.


:D


guilty as charged

youngun
11-21-2006, 04:58 PM
You get offended when people call a Geo Tracker a Jeep.

You get offended when people call your 4X4"cute".



I HATE when people say that [27]

DirtyComanche
11-21-2006, 11:21 PM
I HATE when people say that [27]



But, it is pretty cute with those 28s, IFS, and a pristine body...

I mean, you gotta agree with me here.


People know you by your "brokes"----"Oh, you're the one who broke a driveshaft last weekend!"


That hits close to home. Wheeling up around postill once, it came up that I had slight overheating issues... "Oh, you're the guy who JB welded his coolant bottle back together".

youngun
11-22-2006, 07:57 AM
ohh, dont you worry, those superswampers and large dents will be coming shortly

Chev4.3
11-22-2006, 08:35 AM
ya tyson i also thought trucks on 28's were cute but is it a jeep man?

StinkFinger
11-22-2006, 08:43 AM
dont for get

youve fucked some one on a bogger[36]

Cookie
11-22-2006, 12:25 PM
customized your kids rc truck so it can flex better and aproach better,or even did a wieght reduction,ie;evrything the truck dont need to move

ray
11-22-2006, 06:27 PM
one about driving over curb is so true do it all the time[cheers] [15] [22] :D [36]