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Big_Ern
04-22-2005, 03:30 AM
The Last Ride


It all started off on a beautiful Thursday evening. He wanted her. He wanted her bad. She had been so good to me, but he made me an offer that I could not refuse. He was going to take her home with him, but I asked for one last ride…

http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/big_ern/200542292749_The-Last-Ride-BoatRide.jpg

The sun had long since set on this cool spring eve. We were going to go for a short boat ride, and then head for the hills where we could really have some fun. I pushed hard and she grabbed the corners with experience. I kept riding her harder and harder. She never complained – just kept asking for more. So I gave it to her. I pushed hard and she screamed with joy.

http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/big_ern/20054229280_The-Last-Ride-Scream.jpg

It was just like old times when I had ridden her hard, and put her away wet. But this time was different. This was my last ride. I respected her. We stopped to reminisce of old times.

http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/big_ern/200542292539_The-Last-Ride-Reminiscing.jpg

We had a long history together. A history that can no longer continue to grow…

http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/big_ern/200542292527_The-Last-Ride-History.jpg

I am going to miss you. You were my first ride and my first love. You will always hold a special place in my heart.

http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/big_ern/200542292519_The-Last-Ride-GoodBye.jpg

Good bye my girl.

















Me like Hot Tubs [49][49]

***The REAL Hairy White Ass Returns!***

'89 4Runner -- SOLD

Sambuca id Da Debil!!

fishhead
04-22-2005, 05:43 AM
you'll miss her but don't worry your next bitch you can beat her up real gooder


are those the racing slick swampers or new ones ? if they are new hope ya kept them



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Trout tremble at the sound of my name

HEAVY METAL
04-22-2005, 05:48 AM
ummmmmm its just a truck.....

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JESUS DID IT FOR THE CHICKS

EIEIO
04-22-2005, 05:52 AM
So there was all this lovey dovey stuff for a truck, and im still confused, you sell it? send it to the junkers? Get a new bitch?

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Pegleg
04-22-2005, 05:54 AM
he must of been drunk

---------------------- pitter patter lets get at her

Honky
04-22-2005, 05:54 AM
Sounds like you need a dirty magazine and a few minutes behind a locked door [g]



[c]

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HWA(Harry Whiteass), AKA Kevin

wade and cleatus
04-22-2005, 06:37 AM
Come on now, the truck, being a toyota, is far more reliable than any women. It'll never leave you unless you park on a hill and dont set the brake, it only costs you as much as you want it to, it aint gonna cheat on you, and it dont talk back. You can get drunk and beat it, piss on it, whatever ya want.

~A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush~

Toyrantula
04-22-2005, 06:39 AM
The better lookin ANYTHING is......the more its gonna cost you.

I`m hung like Einstein
and smart as a horse.

dickrick
04-22-2005, 06:49 AM
wow ya sold it already cool but a little dramatic ya think? did ya give her a [d]good bye? Now it is time to build an off road monster!!![38][38][1c][1c]

Drink enough beer, and you'll never go to bed with an ugly woman. (You might wake up with a few...)

On the Zone
04-22-2005, 08:23 AM
Nice commentary.....but you left out some details i think.;)



shall i post the pics???:D


a good song doesn't ever loose it's groove.

LOUDGUY
04-22-2005, 08:24 AM
quote:Originally posted by HEAVY METAL

ummmmmm its just a truck.....

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JESUS DID IT FOR THE CHICKS

[iagree][omg][drama]

I FOUND THE KEYS,THEY WERE AROUND MY NECK!!!

DeeDee
04-22-2005, 08:24 AM
That is a sad story. I cry inside for you.

"UGLY ARMY: THERE AINT NO I IN TEAM, BUT THERE IS A M AND AN E"

mista fitz
04-22-2005, 08:34 AM
quote:Originally posted by wade and cleatus
SWM:
it only costs you as much as you want it to, it aint gonna cheat on you, and it dont talk back. You can get drunk and beat it, piss on it, whatever ya want.


wade, dude, I think you just wrote a wicked personal ad. [36]

Big_Ern
04-22-2005, 08:38 AM
So you're tellin me you guys never got attached to your first truck?

Had mine for almost 5 years now. Was a good truck, never let me down. Hard to sell it, but now I'm onto bigger Toys:D





quote:Originally posted by On the Zone

Nice commentary.....but you left out some details i think.;)



shall i post the pics???:D


a good song doesn't ever loose it's groove.







Check Dan's build up thread[c]




Travis - Those are stil the old racing slicks, and they're even worse now after last nights drive. :D

Me and Z took a drive up Sylvester last night for one more go at 'er. Its been a while since I was out last, and it'll probably be a lot longer until I get another Toy built up.

Check the bridges up at sylvester for fresh rubber, and I laid a good patch about 50 feet long in front of Z's house at 4am -- his neighbors were real pleased [36]



Me like Hot Tubs [49][49]

***The REAL Hairy White Ass Returns!***

'89 4Runner -- SOLD: 'The Last Ride (http://www.funinbc.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=14144)'

Sambuca id Da Debil!!

digger
04-22-2005, 09:45 AM
your fucked

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WANNA BUY A MOG?

Princess
04-22-2005, 10:08 AM
i have to agree here....... it was just a truck dude.... she may have been your first... but wow... i don't even love Lucy THAT much

[15][15]

http://members.shaw.ca/tcbulmer/smilies/jeepcj5.gif Time to bring back the PINK

REDNECK-WELDING
04-22-2005, 10:25 AM
[35] think about how bad the girl who he lost his virginity to would have had it if he was that bad with a truck

72 GMC 3/4 TON ON 35 MTR'S SHORTBOX STEPSIDE 6INCH LIFT, WITH CAM INTAKE HEADERS, 3INCH EXAUST. CADILLAC ELECTRIC SEATS
91GMC DIESEL 5.5INCHS ON 35'S , STREIGHT PIPE

lizard
04-22-2005, 12:49 PM
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[11] atleast he's staying with a toy [cheers]

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Honky
04-22-2005, 01:01 PM
Time to upgrade!!

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HWA(Harry Whiteass), AKA Kevin

lizard
04-22-2005, 01:39 PM
he is an SAS toy


just say no to jeeps

Big_Ern
04-22-2005, 01:45 PM
Damn rights[36]



Me like Hot Tubs [49][49]

***The REAL Hairy White Ass Returns!***

'89 4Runner -- SOLD: 'The Last Ride (http://www.funinbc.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=14144)'

Sambuca id Da Debil!!

nfc
04-22-2005, 02:21 PM
got a new one picked out yet?

Big_Ern
04-22-2005, 02:45 PM
Sorta. I'm looking at an 80 toy p/u but its down in california. I'd like to find something local thats in good shape. Looking for a 79-83 toy p/u. Know of anything?



Me like Hot Tubs [49][49]

***The REAL Hairy White Ass Returns!***

'89 4Runner -- SOLD: 'The Last Ride (http://www.funinbc.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=14144)'

Sambuca id Da Debil!!

kootenaycat
04-22-2005, 05:41 PM
quote:Originally posted by Big_Ern

So you're tellin me you guys never got attached to your first truck?

Had mine for almost 5 years now. Was a good truck, never let me down. Hard to sell it, but now I'm onto bigger Toys:D


Uh, no! Had my '78 Chevy shortbox for 9 years, and sold it to buy the wife her engagement ring! It's not quite that bad, I also had enough money left over to buy an '81 Blazer 4x4 beater to build up!!

The only vehicle I regret selling is my '70 Olds 442, 455, 4spd. What was I thinking!:( Stupid teenage years!

MetalMan
04-22-2005, 06:01 PM
I regret sending my first Dodge to the wrecker. A BIG tree branch fell on it before I could finish getting it on the road, it was a '79 long box reg cab 3/4T 4x4 pickup, had a 318 hooked to a 4-speed. I did a shitload of work on it, put a shitload of money into it too but that tree branch finished it all off. Back then I had no idea I was going to get another Dodge, if I'd kept it I could at least swap all the good drivetrain stuff into this one.

I'm not a drunkaholic, occifer...

BrokenToy
04-22-2005, 06:03 PM
i know it's a yota dude but it's just a truck!:D


http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/BrokenToy/20053162284_monstertruck02.gif

I need a new sig line

jeeper
04-22-2005, 07:02 PM
Looks like you had a good sendoff !!!!!!


I just wonder if the new purchaser really knows what those white stains hes cleaning out really are ?








Strip mining prevents forest fires.

In The Zone
04-22-2005, 08:22 PM
U KIll me man



I liked al me rides but at like #30 ya stop giving a shit..

and beat the piss out of em...[36]

HMMMMMMM
ITS a FORD

Cookie
04-22-2005, 10:52 PM
i know the feeliong but will pass as soon as you buy another toy.shit im on my forth.




f**ked right up coming up!!

Murd0c
04-22-2005, 11:05 PM
Glad too see ya good a good price for it, damm I wish my last car was that good, last time I saw it it was stripped and burnt[j]

But think about the up side what you learnt in the last 5 years, shit if my rice rocket wasn't stolen I wouldn't of bought me a truck, I just need to know how to work on it!!

Cookie
04-22-2005, 11:25 PM
trial and error just start pickin at it learnin whats what and what it does.theres nothing wrong with asking questions.start with abolt somewhere and see what what happens. im sayin go crazy on the motor just y'now look at it and figure it out.im teachin my 10 yr old as i go.


f**ked right up coming up!!

Cookie
04-22-2005, 11:27 PM
quote:Originally posted by cookie

trial and error just start pickin at it learnin whats what and what it does.theres nothing wrong with asking questions.start with abolt somewhere and see what what happens. im NOTsayin go crazy on the motor just y'now look at it and figure it out.im teachin my 10 yr old as i go.


f**ked right up coming up!!

HAD TO ADD SOME A NOT I THERE


f**ked right up coming up!!

Murd0c
04-22-2005, 11:36 PM
[quote]Originally posted by cookie

[quote]Originally posted by cookie

trial and error just start pickin at it learnin whats what and what it does.theres nothing wrong with asking questions.start with abolt somewhere and see what what happens. im NOTsayin go crazy on the motor just y'now look at it and figure it out.im teachin my 10 yr old as i go.


f**ked right up coming up!!

Thanks cookie, 've honestly never been around cars/trucks, the most I have ever been tought about a vehicle is how too add oil and change a flat. Oh well time for some one to teach me, hahahaha so who wants to be the victim [c][c]

Burge
04-23-2005, 10:32 PM
you never forget your first, i wraped mine around a telephone pole trying to grab 3rd doin a powerslide in the rain, im suprised i didnt die on several ocations with that truck.

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trevyota
08-04-2005, 01:39 PM
it's a toy thing, i understand

89toy 4in sus
33's
camrock and a magnum
and a whole lotta faith

stuckle
08-04-2005, 02:12 PM
[16]this is an extreemly old thread[16]

1992 Full Size Blazer, 33" BridgeStone Duellers, Bilstein's

tbm
08-06-2005, 04:52 AM
bring out yer dead

favourite quote "these guys are all pussies tbm, they belong on bc4x4!"