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Honky
09-20-2004, 12:56 PM
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They make everything else look silly

[!]Everything else










Ok that’s all I could think of. Best 4x4 ever made![36][36][36]



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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

u-can-2
09-20-2004, 01:06 PM
The week must be up.........or it's taken him this long to figure out that complimenting Jeeps isn't burning Zuks (the far, far more superior 4x4)

How's that frame there Kev ???[f][f]

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digger
09-20-2004, 01:06 PM
jeeps are gay

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GET OFF THE TIT


ITS MY DICK AND MY SOAP
ILL WASH IT AS FAST AS I WANT!

Princess
09-20-2004, 01:12 PM
[36]

<center>JEEP - BEST 4X4XFAR</center>

It's recycled I know, but still good....

35 REASONS WHY JEEPS ARE BETTER THAN...... WOMEN

1. Jeeps don't get pregnant.
2. You can drive your Jeep any time of the month.
3. Jeeps don't have parents.
4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your Jeep with your friends.
6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
7. When driving, you and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you have.
9. Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps.
10. Jeeps don't care if you buy Jeep magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own a new Jeep!"...unless you go out and get it yourself.
12. If your Jeep goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your Jeep is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your Jeep is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a Jeep of color and still bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep.
17. If you say bad things to your Jeep, you don't have to apologize before you drive it again.
18. You can drive your Jeep as long as you want and it won't get sore.
19. You can stop driving your Jeep as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after you dump it.
21. Jeeps don't get headaches.
22. Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
23. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.
24. Jeeps don't care if you're late.
25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Jeep.
26. If your Jeep doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can drive your Jeep the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
28. The only protection you have to wear when driving your Jeep is a decent seat belt.
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the last time you were in your Jeep.
30. Your Jeep is never embarrassed to go topless in public.
31. You only have to feed your Jeep when you use it.
32. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
33. Jeeps don't care how much money you spend on them.
34. You never have to worry about your Jeep spending your money.
35. You don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when you first met, or anniversaries.


J E E P
Best 4X4XFAR

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"My Karma ran over my Dogma"

godzuka
09-20-2004, 01:14 PM
women are worth riding in, jeeps arent.

if carrots were like alcohol, rabbits would be screwed up.

u-can-2
09-20-2004, 01:16 PM
Best 4x4xfar [16] That's [35][35][35]


You and Toddster must have teamed up for that one[1c][i][d][49]




Suzuki.... best 4x4ever [f]

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she-can-2
09-20-2004, 01:18 PM
EVERYTHING

***Currently, GODDESS of "The Golf Carts Off Road Team" (rock crawling division)***

godzuka
09-20-2004, 01:18 PM
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if carrots were like alcohol, rabbits would be screwed up.

u-can-2
09-20-2004, 01:24 PM
NOTHING

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Guybc
09-20-2004, 01:42 PM
hey harry. remember which jeep needed to winch up that little step up on the way up to mcnutt last weekend! haha and which stock toyota with a locker and 33 bfgs did it. :)

best 4x4 ever is by far a toyota!

m j
09-20-2004, 03:36 PM
frames suck
body rots quickly
crappy engines
really lousy transmissions
axles are a complete joke

Chicks love them though please the little things

T.O.
09-20-2004, 07:47 PM
quote:You and Toddster must have teamed up for that one
Were already filing for divorce cuz I'm getting a zuk.[22]


"I'm not here to be helpful" http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/200481402759_wako.gif

"They say i've got A.D.D., but I don't think...Hey look, a Dime!" http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/200481901614_confused.gif

godzuka
09-20-2004, 09:21 PM
whats that todd is caving and getting the best 4x4 ever, a zuk?

if carrots were like alcohol, rabbits would be screwed up.

u-can-2
09-20-2004, 09:27 PM
I knew I'd get em eventually [38]

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godzuka
09-20-2004, 09:35 PM
everyone is gonna get him[1c][1c][1c]

if carrots were like alcohol, rabbits would be screwed up.

Honky
09-21-2004, 04:04 AM
These Suki guys are all making my point that when you drive a Suki you have little dog syndrome.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

T.O.
09-21-2004, 04:25 AM
I didn't need your help guys I was sold on em a long time ago.


"I'm not here to be helpful" http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/200481402759_wako.gif

"They say i've got A.D.D., but I don't think...Hey look, a Dime!" http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/200481901614_confused.gif

STranger
09-21-2004, 04:38 AM
what do a jeep and a capable 4x4 have in common?




















no,really...i want to know

i dont need people to get me,i just need people to get out of my way

Jeepnut
09-21-2004, 06:34 AM
Well,,,,I'll start...

They dont brake down as often as your fords....

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Your Village Called There Idiots Missing

T.O.
09-21-2004, 07:57 AM
http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/2004921135711_Jeepnut parts.jpg


"I'm not here to be helpful" http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/200481402759_wako.gif

"They say i've got A.D.D., but I don't think...Hey look, a Dime!" http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/200481901614_confused.gif

Jeepnut
09-21-2004, 08:37 AM
Your as bad as Bruce your both web wheelers...But at lest Bruce can cook.[36]

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T.O.
09-21-2004, 09:02 AM
Check the pics I've posted there Heep nutz and you'll see not only was I there and wheeling but yanking people out with pics to prove it.
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Got pics?


"I'm not here to be helpful" http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/200481402759_wako.gif

"They say i've got A.D.D., but I don't think...Hey look, a Dime!" http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/200481901614_confused.gif

Jeepnut
09-21-2004, 09:28 AM
[aahh]

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Your Village Called There Idiots Missing

phatmatt
09-21-2004, 09:32 AM
What do jeeps and tampons have in common?

Every pussy uses one.

Be careful or what you do well, you might be asked to do it again!

StinkFinger
09-21-2004, 10:29 AM
quote:Originally posted by phatmatt

What do jeeps and tampons have in common?

Every pussy uses one.

Be careful or what you do well, you might be asked to do it again!



Anser #2

Make sure the rope is atached when they go in cause your gona need it to get em out

If you'r gona do'er pound'er

jeep, it's just a penis extension for people who really wanted suzukis

Quote of the week:
Dear diary jack pot gigity gigity

phatmatt
09-21-2004, 10:33 AM
[15][15][15]

Be careful or what you do well, you might be asked to do it again!

T.O.
09-21-2004, 10:39 AM
Ahh thats Hilarious.
http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/2004921163828_laugh.jpg



"I'm not here to be helpful" http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/200481402759_wako.gif

"They say i've got A.D.D., but I don't think...Hey look, a Dime!" http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/200481901614_confused.gif

Princess
09-21-2004, 11:15 AM
quote:Originally posted by Toddler

quote:You and Toddster must have teamed up for that one

Were already filing for divorce cuz I'm getting a zuk.[22]



[16] good to know where your priorities are ...... [j]

J E E P
Best 4X4XFAR

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"My Karma ran over my Dogma"

T.O.
09-21-2004, 08:00 PM
Thanks for nothin U-Can-2.[22]


"I'm not here to be helpful" http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/200481402759_wako.gif

"They say i've got A.D.D., but I don't think...Hey look, a Dime!" http://www.funinbc.com/forum/uploaded/toddler/200481901614_confused.gif

u-can-2
09-21-2004, 10:11 PM
[d]

It's what I do[k]


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*** I'm not only a member, but The President of "The Golf Carts Off-Road Team" *** (Rock Crawling Division)

imported_n/a
09-22-2004, 04:56 PM
I've always wanted a jeep... i think for GIRLS there fucking sexy but there not the best for men ...real men need HUGE MONSTER MUD DIGGERS !!!!

Honky
09-22-2004, 05:00 PM
yeah like we haven't figured out 4x4chick is a alter ego

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I'm out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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jeeper
09-22-2004, 05:14 PM
Whats with your alter ego hwa ?


Whats wrong with hairrywhiteass?







Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be

Honky
09-22-2004, 05:32 PM
just trying on a new suit

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u-can-2
09-22-2004, 07:53 PM
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Jeepnut
09-23-2004, 06:35 AM
You mean a new bra.:D

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dexter302
09-26-2004, 07:57 PM
quote:Originally posted by Jeepnut

You mean a new bra.:D

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burn......































then get a zuki...




both of ya.....




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wade and cleatus
09-27-2004, 10:24 AM
Or a convertible [35] [1]

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