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Apathy
01-20-2015, 01:39 PM
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

4skin
01-20-2015, 01:43 PM
175889hahaha

kingg5
01-20-2015, 02:12 PM
BAHAHAHA

http://i.imgur.com/nFWfSE8.jpg

Honky
01-20-2015, 02:24 PM
To funny

good one!

dirka dave
01-20-2015, 03:02 PM
Hanahahaha.


Good one jer. [36]

Happypants
01-21-2015, 08:04 PM
Haha nice man!

Lieutenant Johnson
01-21-2015, 08:15 PM
Lmao!

Trailjunkie
01-22-2015, 12:05 AM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLN0vhoftHFV4HL0kFSIhf5P5RDYM23 MNd5U91J0zerz_IcaSb

on another note
http://img3.owned.com/media/images/2/7/5/6/27566/no_allah_akbar_zone_540.jpg

:D