View Full Version : Drunks have the best sense of humor

09-08-2012, 05:49 PM
A drunk from Crinkle Cove, Newfoundland walks out of
a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth. A Mountie on the beat sees him and approaches,
"Can I help you sir?"
"Yeesssh! Sssooomeone sstoole my caaarr". the Newfie replies.
The Mountie asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It was on the end of thhhisss key". the Newfie replies.
At about that time the Mountie looks down and sees the man's
willy hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused the drunk Newfie looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat blurts out .......

"HOLY SHIT!!! Me girlfriend's gone too !!!"

09-08-2012, 06:28 PM
ha ha good one[cheers]

09-14-2012, 03:54 PM
haha! nice,