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04-22-2012, 12:23 PM
One day a country farmer inspects his large watermelon patch. He discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this and eventually puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"

He smiles smugly as he watches the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"