View Full Version : Tenjooberryjuds!!

03-28-2012, 07:23 PM
I was recently in Vancouverand decided to learn the Chinese language, so I could understand the check-outsat McDonalds.
My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors and theperson that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.
Yep, by the time I read this, I was able to understand the 1st line.

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... (first line)

This is a hoot .... Sad, because it is TRUE ..... But a hoot!!!!
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

In order to continue getting-by in Canada (our home land), we all need to learnthe NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversationuntil you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest andcall room-service somewhere in the good old Canada today.......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to odorsunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled,please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... Don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahntoes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppinwe bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, webodder on sigh and copy .... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say.."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".......and you do, don't you!

03-28-2012, 07:28 PM
i feel like i need a shower now that i was able to under stand all.that chit

Punk in Drublic
03-28-2012, 08:01 PM
too much reading. fail,

03-28-2012, 10:00 PM
Hahahaha ok that was good, :-)