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Apathy
03-13-2012, 06:06 PM
How do you tell a toyota wheeler in the supermarket?

20 YO ball cap on backwards and rams his shopping cart into everything.


ya, thats all i got right now..
What about you guys?

dirka dave
03-13-2012, 06:23 PM
We are not amused.
:mad:
bat1

Trailjunkie
03-13-2012, 08:27 PM
We are not amused.

oh but we are amused. very amused.

gavman
03-13-2012, 08:28 PM
Shortest thread ever :)

vajayjay
03-13-2012, 08:30 PM
I'm very amused :D


How do you fix a toyota,

nobody knows even toyota owners can't do it

http://www.funinbc.com/forum/showthread.php?t=97230

Murd0c
03-13-2012, 08:39 PM
because the pathfinder isn't trying to be a 4runner?

hoser
03-13-2012, 08:43 PM
not much bashing happening here:dontknow:

guess that tells u something:party0010:

Apathy
03-13-2012, 09:00 PM
not much bashing happening here:dontknow:

guess that tells u something:party0010:

the day is young

Hello Kitty
03-13-2012, 10:04 PM
You font have much ammo bringing shopping carts into the topic?
:dontknow:

Always broke
03-13-2012, 10:16 PM
They don't float ....... Sorry that's all I got :)

4skin
03-13-2012, 10:20 PM
it was the jeep part that broke in the landcruiser
just sayin

Bent Black
03-13-2012, 10:56 PM
wab waaab!:dontknow:

Hellboy
03-13-2012, 11:08 PM
Q: Why did Toyota buy the company that makes Energizer Batteries?
A: So they could borrow their ad slogan "It keeps going and going."

Q: Why shouldn't consumers be outraged by Toyota's actions?
A: Their commercials used to advertise that Toyotas are on the road longer than most other brands. Now we are realizing it's because people have trouble getting them to stop!

Q: What should you do if you find three Toyota owners buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: What do Toyota owners and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q: What is the smallest part of an Toyota?
A: The owners brain.

Old slogan: "Oh what a feeling!"
New slogan: "There's no stopping us now".

Toyota Quotes:
"Over the next two weeks, we're going to have the Winter Olympics. ... They're doing something this year that is going to add a little more excitement. All the bobsleds are made by Toyota." Jay Leno.

"The recall is so scary that as he is driving to work: The navigation lady was actually praying." David Letterman

"Toyota's slogan is 'Moving Forward' -- they don't say anything in there about stopping." Stephen Colbert

crazylike
03-14-2012, 06:51 AM
Toyota suck gas like hookers suck c**k

BuckNaked
03-14-2012, 07:29 AM
I once had to pull over, get out of my jeep, and move a rock off the trail so a toyota could get by!

UU
03-14-2012, 07:44 AM
toyota bashing [16]

why not stomp on a burlap sack full of puppies ?

procircuit
03-14-2012, 07:55 AM
This threads weak. Like laminated pop can jeep unibodys...

procircuit
03-14-2012, 08:00 AM
If you actually read back it's like a circle jerk of retards coming up with meaningless words put together then adding... "Toyota" after.

But to each his own [cheers]

Papa Pete
03-14-2012, 08:11 AM
coming from what did you call yourself a lonely gay man your posts are typical of rustoyotas owners and their gayness

hoser
03-14-2012, 07:45 PM
tumbleweedtumbleweedtumbleweedtumbleweed




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toyotas [36]


might find some more action in this thread http://www.funinbc.com/forum/showthread.php?t=107484



[!] jeeps

Toyquad
03-14-2012, 07:52 PM
barbie is a dumb blonde and drives a jeep....... what else needs to be said....

Griswold
03-14-2012, 08:10 PM
barbie is a dumb blonde and drives a jeep....... what else needs to be said....

Bahahahahahahaha[cheers]oh yeah

atoyot
03-14-2012, 08:31 PM
oh fun a toyota bashin thread!!!:party0010:

i have fun bashin my toy all the time heres some shots..:D ......

bashy bashy.....[36]

Papa Pete
03-15-2012, 07:35 AM
barbie is a dumb blonde and drives a jeep....... what else needs to be said....

ya and princesses drive toyotas
153393
153394

procircuit
03-15-2012, 07:43 AM
NICE trade princess...

Murd0c
03-15-2012, 08:49 AM
Princess>Barbie

dirka dave
03-15-2012, 09:01 AM
This threads weak. Like laminated pop can jeep unibodys...

Bwahahahah[36]

Newfie
03-15-2012, 05:12 PM
This threads weak. Like a toyota frame...

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=569141&d=1294420519

fixed it for ya :D

harvester_sorrow
03-15-2012, 06:53 PM
I bet its still drivable :D

hillclimber
03-15-2012, 08:54 PM
small jerry can under the hood and lock the hubs and that'll still get you home

procircuit
03-16-2012, 08:19 AM
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=569141&d=1294420519

fixed it for ya :D

You must be from the local tribe of the "ritards" with the visegrips and jackstands there kinda looks like he was cutting it... thanks for comin out tho.. Big E for effort... your more then welcome to play follow the leader with me next time out.. ill tow you, wouldn't leave a fellow fibc'er stuck[cheers]

UU
03-16-2012, 05:42 PM
toyotas are not pieces of shit




the drivers on the other hand are

procircuit
03-16-2012, 06:01 PM
[omg] [kicknuts]

yummysweet350
03-16-2012, 06:28 PM
The One You Ought To Avoid#yeah #yeah

Mattster
03-16-2012, 08:44 PM
Toyotas are gay thats all you need to say.

Mattster
03-16-2012, 08:49 PM
You must be from the local tribe of the "ritards" with the visegrips and jackstands there kinda looks like he was cutting it... thanks for comin out tho.. Big E for effort... your more then welcome to play follow the leader with me next time out.. ill tow you, wouldn't leave a fellow fibc'er stuck[cheers]
I'd leave you stuck and say "Thanks for coming out" as I drive away laughing.

dirka dave
03-17-2012, 10:12 AM
Toyotas are gay thats all you need to say.


[16] [16] [16]

Inlander.

Newfie
03-17-2012, 12:55 PM
You must be from the local tribe of the "ritards" with the visegrips and jackstands there kinda looks like he was cutting it... thanks for comin out tho.. Big E for effort... your more then welcome to play follow the leader with me next time out.. ill tow you, wouldn't leave a fellow fibc'er stuck[cheers]

having owned a 82 toy I know for a fact the vicegrips are there to hold the bed on. :D all joking aside I think this was from a build were the rust was going to break soon so the guy cut and was going to do tube.

youngun
03-17-2012, 01:13 PM
Toyotas are gay thats all you need to say.

Type in mattster in google images and you get:

http://art.ngfiles.com/images/2/mattster_leprechaun-staff-style.png

Just sayin....

Happypants
03-17-2012, 09:38 PM
Dave's a homo, :D

4skin
03-18-2012, 01:08 AM
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=569141&d=1294420519

fixed it for ya :D this hapens because toyotas get driven not siting in a shop geting broken parts fixed
how many late 70s early 80s jeeps are runing around with original drivetrain:dontknow:

Chopstick
03-18-2012, 03:40 PM
Jeeps rule my friend!! Try finding a video like this on toyota!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vov-IPy_6NM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

procircuit
03-19-2012, 10:56 AM
Jeeps rule my friend!! Try finding a video like this on toyota!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vov-IPy_6NM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

weak. im glad i dont wheel with you.... "oh look out!! close call, we almost ran over that pebble on the fsr.. PHEW ":D

93yoda
03-19-2012, 11:27 AM
Bunch of jeep drivers trying to reassure themselves here or what? One picture of a broken yota? For every broken down yota there's 10 jeeps falling apart 5 more with blown motors and another 5 with 16 year old girls driving them.

Hello Kitty
03-29-2012, 02:16 PM
http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc374/snakes1313/0fedda5d.jpg

Another broken heep getting a tow :eek:

Tunabomber
03-29-2012, 03:12 PM
this thread sucks

its not nice to pick on retards [16]

muddyWaters
03-29-2012, 04:51 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9sMrFEiOTc9Vs7VjF9XQKR5JYrDWrZ NVA6DcUJx5IVoK0CIVrjA

muddyWaters
03-29-2012, 04:53 PM
Toyota drivers....

http://www.clublexus.com/forums/attachments/car-chat/202500d1299858358-earthquake-in-japan-affects-toyota-and-honda-plants-lg.hrzgal.12.gi.jpg

Hello Kitty
03-29-2012, 05:19 PM
Typical jeep idiot

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc374/snakes1313/4af128d6.jpg

Hello Kitty
03-29-2012, 05:30 PM
Lhttp://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc374/snakes1313/3b3ac5a0.jpg
http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc374/snakes1313/5c958461.jpg

d0ubledown
03-29-2012, 08:17 PM
Jeeps rule my friend!! Try finding a video like this on toyota!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vov-IPy_6NM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

not that hard...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLAfWUadk6c