View Full Version : The Blonde Horseback Rider

03-02-2012, 07:16 PM
A 30 year old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the first time.
With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.
It gallops along at a steady pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horses's mane, but cannot seem to get a good grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves
as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from consciousness when to her great fortune............

Frank the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

03-02-2012, 08:28 PM
hahhaha, oh god ruth, thats awesome!!

03-02-2012, 09:12 PM

03-02-2012, 11:12 PM

03-02-2012, 11:35 PM
Aaaawwww fuck! That's funny!

03-02-2012, 11:35 PM
Have you been following me to Walmart?? :mad0215:


03-03-2012, 05:20 AM
hahhaja nice one

Tinker Belle
03-03-2012, 08:14 AM
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

03-03-2012, 09:33 AM
ahahaha that was GOOD!! wasn't expecting that one [15]