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Honky
02-16-2012, 03:20 PM
# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks

# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks

# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain!

# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."

# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. - That's more than can be said for his ship.

# I like my women like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.

# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? Nothing - the bottoms dropped out of both.



:D

procircuit
02-16-2012, 03:27 PM
BAHAHAHA...... to soon?. not a chance.!

64CJ6Willy
02-16-2012, 04:15 PM
Perfect

Tinker Belle
02-16-2012, 04:42 PM
lol lol lol

Hellboy
02-16-2012, 08:14 PM
[repost]

I posted these over a week ago when it probably was too soon :p

Their still funny tho lol

85chevy
02-16-2012, 10:49 PM
[repost]

I posted these over a week ago when it probably was too soon :p

Their still funny tho lol

No u failed to post them but did get it eventually

64CJ6Willy
02-16-2012, 10:51 PM
No u failed to post them
http://www.funinbc.com/forum/showthread.php?t=113825

LOL I remember that. Was better thread than the jokes!

Shit that was less than 2 weeks ago and it feels like years.... I be gettin Old Fast

Hellboy
02-16-2012, 11:14 PM
LOL I remember that. Was better thread than the jokes!

Shit that was less than 2 weeks ago and it feels like years.... I be gettin Old Fast

Welcome to forum timelines.

And yeah i did fail it but got it later xD

tonkagirl
02-22-2012, 12:40 PM
Ha those are funny and if anyone gets offended change the name to the TITANIC :-)!