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Murd0c
02-03-2012, 09:11 AM
A37 year old woman at the super market says: NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK. . . . I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. Can of coffee
A 1 lb. Package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunkstanding behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated-- 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by thederelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found "Mr.Right." I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothingparticularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off thedrunk to my marital status.....

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said -- 'Yes you are correct. Buthow on earth did you know that?'


The drunk replied -- 'Cause you're ugly'.

dirka dave
02-03-2012, 09:19 AM
Hajajajajaj

crazybushcreature
02-03-2012, 09:36 AM
hahaha nice

T 'n' A Barbie
02-03-2012, 09:58 AM
lol........hilarious!

spanky
02-03-2012, 11:36 AM
lol thats awesome

Chody
02-03-2012, 11:46 AM
fkin genius! hahaha

DIRTDIGGLER
02-03-2012, 04:19 PM
Now that made me laugh :D good one.

64CJ6Willy
02-03-2012, 05:05 PM
That's Good!

Mukaluk
02-03-2012, 06:06 PM
Hahaha! Too funny! lol

mattdroz
02-03-2012, 06:26 PM
that made me laugh so much ahha!

Tinker Belle
02-03-2012, 06:30 PM
holy shit lol lol that was funny

NwVehicleLot
02-03-2012, 06:30 PM
BAZINGA!!!

stockwheels
02-03-2012, 07:20 PM
bwahahahaha

UU
02-03-2012, 07:38 PM
[15] datz a goooooder