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Murd0c
01-31-2012, 04:32 PM
A young man walked into the local welfare office topick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. Youknow, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't liketaking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Yourtiming is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man whowants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have todrive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of yourclothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'llalso be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This israther awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignmentto satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a ratherstrong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You'rebullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... Youstarted it."

64CJ6Willy
01-31-2012, 04:36 PM
hehe Wicked!!!

FKN MRK
01-31-2012, 04:40 PM
[36]FKN awesome :D

spanky
01-31-2012, 04:50 PM
lol thats hilarious lol

stockwheels
01-31-2012, 05:43 PM
nice one

85chevy
01-31-2012, 05:44 PM
Hahaha[cheers]

mattdroz
01-31-2012, 11:03 PM
haha right on!

Ry' & Jen
02-01-2012, 04:25 AM
That's great!

hillclimber
02-01-2012, 06:25 AM
hahahahahahaha

T 'n' A Barbie
02-01-2012, 11:25 AM
lol Nice one!!!