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Hellboy
01-12-2012, 09:30 AM
Let's hear all your surrey girl jokes

I got a few to start:


A man pulls up to a young surrey girl and says 'i'll give u a piece of candy if u get in the van'

She says 'fuck that gimme the whole bag and ill blow ya'




What does a surrey girl put behind her ears to turn guys on?
Her ankles

UU
01-12-2012, 09:40 AM
what do you call a surrey girl in a nice dress

the defendant

Tinker Belle
01-12-2012, 10:00 AM
OUCH im from surrey born and raised............:dontknow:


Whats the first thing a surrey girl says when she wakes up?




Are you guys all on the same team.

64CJ6Willy
01-12-2012, 10:03 AM
Oh my Leah.
I can't participate in this thread or there won't be and candy or blows for me.

UU
01-12-2012, 10:13 AM
whats a surry girl say during sex

get off me dad yer squishing my smokes

Papa Pete
01-12-2012, 10:15 AM
ya I think it should be PoMo girls

T 'n' A Barbie
01-12-2012, 10:21 AM
what do you call a surrey girl with a dollar bill on top of her head?
alll you can eat under a buck


what is a surrey girls motto?
first time regualr price, after that, 5 bucks, 5 bucks, 5 bucks


A Surrey girl is at the welfare office and filling out forms with all her childrens name. The lady behind the desk looks at the list of 7 kids. All named "Bobby"
"Excuse me Miss, but are all your 7 kids named Bobby?"
"Yes mam"
"Well, how do they know which Bobby you are calling when you call out to them?"
"I just call them by their last names"


What's the difference between Surrey Girl and a Man?
Surrey Girls have higher sperm counts.


What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a puppet?
You can only get one hand up a puppet


What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a fish and chips shop?
You can't get crabs in a fish and chips shop



:)

Tinker Belle
01-12-2012, 10:28 AM
Whats the simularity between a surrey girl and a garbage truck?......Flies

What the first thing a surrey girl does in the morning?.....Kick open the car door.

Murd0c
01-12-2012, 10:29 AM
What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a bowling ball?


you can only fit 3 fingers into a bowling ball!!!

I got that off the porn Surrey Sluts lol

Hellboy
01-12-2012, 11:39 AM
ya I think it should be PoMo girls

U can say their from wherever u like lol, surrey just happens to be where the whores are characterized as living. :dontknow:

4skin
01-12-2012, 12:29 PM
how does s surrey girl turn on the light in the morning

she opens the car door



what do you call a surrey girl with a runny nose

FULL

dirka dave
01-12-2012, 12:49 PM
What does a surrey girl do after sex





Moves to the front of the bus!!

Made.U.Look
01-12-2012, 01:45 PM
How come Jesus wasn't born in Surrey ... they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

Chopstick
01-12-2012, 02:17 PM
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!

What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a condom?
You only use a condom once

Why do Surrey girls wear red lipstick?
Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

Punk in Drublic
01-12-2012, 03:24 PM
What do Surrey Girls use for protection during sex?




A bus shelter.

mattdroz
01-12-2012, 03:55 PM
How is a turtle and a surrey girl the same?
There both fucked when there on there backs.

Happypants
01-12-2012, 09:37 PM
what does a surrey girl do when she wakes up in the morning,

goes home,

what does a surrey girl and a bucket of kfc have in common?

once your done with the legs and thighs all your left with is a greasy box

64CJ6Willy
01-12-2012, 09:38 PM
twat, cunt or gash Nick?

Happypants
01-12-2012, 09:50 PM
hahaha twat lol

Hellboy
01-12-2012, 10:44 PM
twat, cunt or gash Nick?

Ahahaaha

Always broke
01-13-2012, 07:44 PM
What's the difference between a surrey girl and a 747 ....




Not everyone has been in a 747

norm
01-13-2012, 08:54 PM
A 14 yr old surrey girl is having dinner with her family, after eating she lights a smoke. Her Dad say's "don't smoke at the dinner table in front of your kids!"

How does a surrey girl keep her ankles warm? she wears woolly underwear.

OOPS
01-13-2012, 09:29 PM
Whats the most confusing day of the year in Surrey ?????:confused0006::confused:
















FATHERS DAY OF COURSE :run away

regulate34
01-13-2012, 09:39 PM
How come Jesus wasn't born in Surrey ... they couldn't find three white men and a virgin
fixed it for yeah

SHITTY
01-13-2012, 09:50 PM
why do surrey girls like sunroofs?

more leg room

Hellboy
01-14-2012, 02:46 PM
surrey girl get pulled over for speeding by surrey female rcmp. Asks for drivers licence. What's that, I can't find it? What does it look like?
-it's the little square thing with you picture on it. She fumbles thru purse and finds her compact mirror, looks at it. Oh! This has my picture on it, and hands it to lady cop.
-cop looks at it, and goes, "oh. I didn't know you were a cop. you can go now"

Hellboy
01-14-2012, 02:47 PM
What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it

yelloducky
01-14-2012, 04:31 PM
how do you castrate a surrey boy? kick his sister in the jaw..

Hellboy
01-15-2012, 02:14 PM
The judge asks the man why he shot his wife. The man says she was sleeping with my best friend. The judge says what did you do to your best friend. The man says I swatted him with a newspaper and said bad boy.

Trailjunkie
01-15-2012, 06:41 PM
what does a surrey girl do when she wakes up in the mornin?
pulls the dick out of her mouth and go's back to her trailer.

4skin
01-16-2012, 01:29 AM
whats the diference between a surrey girl and a ironing board






























































its hard to open the legs on a ironing board

85chevy
01-16-2012, 12:20 PM
What does a Surrey Girl and a frying pan have in common?


Gotta heat them up before u stick the meat in.

69FJ40
01-20-2012, 10:40 PM
What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you
around for a week.

Cookie
01-21-2012, 01:45 PM
how does a surrey girl recycle.
she turns the condom inside out and shakes the fuck outta it

Cookie
01-21-2012, 01:48 PM
how do u fuck a surrey girl??

u dont!!

Ry' & Jen
01-24-2012, 05:11 AM
What's the best thing about a homeless Surrey girl?

You can drop her off anywhere you want!


What do you call a guy in Surrey wearing a three piece suit walking down the sidewalk?

On his way to court!

Lil' Suzie
02-02-2012, 10:33 AM
How Wonderful!! Surrey girl looked down and seen a five o'clock shadow on her Beaver.... Springs coming!!! Happy Ground Hog Day....lol

dirka dave
10-01-2014, 10:05 AM
Some good ones. :D

Hello Kitty
10-04-2014, 10:24 PM
Surrey girl said........

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes.



What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a puppet?

You can only get one hand up a puppet