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Trailjunkie
12-27-2011, 11:59 AM
Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,

Unicorns



Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.

Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely,

Logic



Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely,

The Titanic



Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely,

Canada



Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...

Sincerely,

Google



Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely,

1985



Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely,

BP





Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely,

Sarah Palin



Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely,

Nail Salon Ladies



Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely,

Alcohol



Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?

Sincerely,

The Mayans



Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely,

Native Americans



Dear iPhone,

Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.

Sincerely,

Every iPhone User



Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up....

Sincerely,

The Girls of Jersey Shore



Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely,

Elephant

64CJ6Willy
12-27-2011, 01:15 PM
There's some good ones there.

Tinker Belle
12-27-2011, 04:35 PM
Very funny :happy0045:

Mukaluk
12-27-2011, 05:37 PM
Some of those are awesome!

Hellboy
12-29-2011, 12:12 AM
Lmao @ 1985 one

abec
01-07-2012, 09:41 AM
Nicer

Evan the Blue
01-07-2012, 10:45 AM
lol ......