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OOPS
12-22-2011, 10:04 AM
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'[15][15][15][15][15]

T-donk
12-22-2011, 10:13 AM
lol ....

BleepinJeep
12-22-2011, 10:18 AM
Funny stuff!

Griswold
12-22-2011, 10:43 AM
Ha Ha Ha Ha

64CJ6Willy
12-22-2011, 11:14 AM
Love It!!!

redman
12-22-2011, 11:20 AM
hahahah thats good

youngun
12-22-2011, 11:31 AM
pretty awesome hahaha

stockwheels
12-22-2011, 11:38 AM
good one hahahah

mattdroz
12-22-2011, 09:21 PM
haha thats so true

T 'n' A Barbie
12-23-2011, 09:37 AM
hahaha, nice one !!!
thanks for the laugh!

Mukaluk
12-23-2011, 06:19 PM
Ha ha ha! lol

old codger
12-24-2011, 06:40 PM
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'[15][15][15][15][15]

old codger
12-24-2011, 06:43 PM
O K. all you guys in F I B C raise your right hand if you think your like the OLD SAILOR !!!!!.;) ;) ;)

69FJ40
12-25-2011, 01:33 PM
thats a good one hahaha

sswilly
01-09-2012, 04:29 AM
Well done ...funny stuff :D :D

Tinker Belle
01-09-2012, 07:48 AM
Very cute