View Full Version : Sperm bank robber.

12-21-2011, 09:55 PM
Hopefully not a repost. :dontknow:

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.

She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!"

"I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.

So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!"

She looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

12-21-2011, 10:34 PM

12-22-2011, 09:05 AM

12-22-2011, 09:29 AM
hahaha nice lol

12-22-2011, 09:37 AM
Mwahahaha that's funny!!!!

T 'n' A Barbie
12-22-2011, 09:39 AM
heard it before but still super funny !!!

12-22-2011, 10:45 AM

12-22-2011, 11:32 AM
that is great, best one of the day i think hahahahaha

12-22-2011, 09:22 PM
hahaha that there is some funny shit

lincoln locked
12-30-2011, 08:48 AM
i read this to my wife and man did i get a durty look lol

Tinker Belle
12-30-2011, 03:07 PM
lol thats funny, on a related note I was watching the US news last month and the sperm banks there are no longer excepting sperm from red headed doners, lol appparently no one wants ginger sperm. :dontknow: