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Murd0c
12-14-2011, 10:58 AM
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year,
And every year Bill would say,

" Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "
Blanche always replied,

" I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,
" Blanche, I'm 85 years old.

If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance "
To this, Blanche replied,

" Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks "

The pilot overheard the couple and said,

" Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!

But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. "

Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,

" By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed! "

Bill replied,


" Well, to tell you the truth
I almost said something when Blanche fell out,

But you know,

Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

Tunabomber
12-14-2011, 11:07 AM
aaaahahaahhahaha [36]

BleepinJeep
12-14-2011, 11:12 AM
Bwahahahahah f*kin hilarious

Nutbar
12-14-2011, 11:13 AM
Awesome [36]

crazybushcreature
12-14-2011, 11:23 AM
haha thats a good one

-nikki-
12-14-2011, 12:25 PM
guess saturday night egged you on to tell some jokes :P

Murd0c
12-14-2011, 01:53 PM
guess saturday night egged you on to tell some jokes :P

U can never pass up a good joke lol

T 'n' A Barbie
12-14-2011, 03:21 PM
nice one !!!

Trailjunkie
12-14-2011, 06:10 PM
bwa ha ha nice

Mukaluk
12-15-2011, 08:03 AM
Ha ha ha! Good one!!!! 50 bucks is a cheap helicopter ride too...

jordanbennett
12-15-2011, 09:57 AM
hahahaahhah:D