View Full Version : a teacher a lawyer and a priest

11-08-2011, 08:16 PM
An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.
The teacher says, 'Save the children!'
The lawyer yells, 'FUCK THE CHILDREN!'
The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?'

11-08-2011, 09:52 PM
good one

T 'n' A Barbie
11-09-2011, 02:48 PM
Funny joke but it's a [repost]

11-09-2011, 05:25 PM
ahh damn... heres another then

A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person alive." Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?" Wiped the smug look right off her face.

Tinker Belle
11-10-2011, 10:00 AM
lol thats funnny

T 'n' A Barbie
11-10-2011, 10:55 AM
LOVED the second one......awesome [36]

11-10-2011, 10:59 AM
all good ones, morning laughs are great

11-11-2011, 07:11 AM
Second one is great hahaha