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Trailjunkie
10-14-2011, 06:21 PM
Warning: These jokes may offend you....if so, too fucking bad.
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Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said, “Fuck that – knowing my luck, I’d win one of the bastards!”
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Wife says to husband, “If you start riding that new bicycle I bought for you to work,
we can get rid of the second car and save some money.” He replies, “If you start
taking it up the ass we can get rid of the nanny and save some money!”
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A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house had been robbed and the
offenders drank all his beer and raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the
guy says, “I can’t believe they fucked my wife after only five beers!”
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I was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.
She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, take the back door!” Thinking back….I really
should have ran – but you don’t get offers like that every day.
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Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for
punching the fuck out of this idiot at a party. In my defense…when you hear an
Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in.
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My wife just came in and said, “I don’t know if I am coming or going.
”I said to her, “Judging by the look on your face, you’re going – ‘cus when
you’re coming, you look like a Down Syndrome kid trying to whistle!”
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I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night I fucked a girl called Penny – is that spooky or what?
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The wife asked me, “When you’re on a boy’s only trip away, do you think about me?”
Apparently, “Only to stop myself from coming too quickly” wasn’t the right answer.

96_z71
10-14-2011, 06:39 PM
Those are epic.

geezer
10-14-2011, 06:55 PM
Classics, LOL!

m j
10-14-2011, 07:00 PM
moar.

raginglepricon
10-14-2011, 07:15 PM
hilarious:happy0045:

4skin
10-15-2011, 02:12 AM
nice ones doug

dirka dave
10-15-2011, 06:31 AM
Good OneS doug.

hillclimber
10-15-2011, 01:16 PM
these were all posted a week or 2 ago..............

Griswold
10-15-2011, 02:25 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

BuckNaked
10-15-2011, 03:21 PM
hahaha awsome

MOOSEHUNTER
10-16-2011, 12:29 AM
thems some good shit

mus-Tard
10-16-2011, 01:10 AM
lmao doug

Toyquad
10-16-2011, 09:38 AM
im offended.......................................... ....




















that there isnt more, those are fuckin awesome.

UU
10-16-2011, 09:58 AM
like a Down Syndrome kid trying to whistle

Bwahahaha, but still not offended :dontknow:

bob
10-19-2011, 12:36 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7rxyh/collection_of_totally_offensive_jokes_not_for_the/?limit=500

T 'n' A Barbie
10-19-2011, 01:56 PM
Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for



punching the fuck out of this idiot at a party. In my defense…when you hear an



Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in.

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The wife asked me, “When you’re on a boy’s only trip away, do you think about me?”



Apparently,“Only to stop myself from coming too quickly” wasn’t the right answer.





Bahahahaha those are my favorite.....[15] [15]

Tinker Belle
10-19-2011, 01:58 PM
Hahahahaha to funny.

85chevy
10-19-2011, 02:42 PM
Yup not offended try harder:dontknow:

F150HULK
10-19-2011, 03:10 PM
[36] [36] THAT WAS GREAT!