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T 'n' A Barbie
10-14-2011, 05:13 PM
This is some funny shit.
check out more if you want.
http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/

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Dear razor package that reads "warning: do not use during earthquake.",
OMG an earthquake! Better go shave my legs!

Sincerely, really?!

Dear parents and grandparents,
Quit complaining about teenagers doing drugs, smoking, drinking and having sex. You think we haven't heard of the 60's and 70's?

Sincerely, get real.

Dear mean sister-in-law,
I may be fat, but holy cow do I have fantastic breasts!

Sincerely, not ashamed

Dear idiot down the street,
No one cares if you are the only person in the neighborhood with a 62'' flat screen 3D LED TV. I just had sex with your girlfriend for the 4th time since monday, that's enough hi def entertainment for me. There are some things money can't buy...

Sincerely, the naked guy in your house, on your computer right now.


Dear chubby girls,
HA! No, no, no... Skinny jeans do not make you appear skinny... Nice try though... 'A' for effort.

Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear Bambi,
I'd like to inform you, your mother was delicious.

Sincerely, the Hunter

Dear person reading this,
You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.

Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain... No one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely, Sarah Palin

T 'n' A Barbie
10-14-2011, 05:15 PM
Dear Nazis,
You did what?!?! I said I hate JUICE!

Sincerely, Hitler

geezer
10-14-2011, 05:34 PM
LOL!!!

BleepinJeep
10-17-2011, 09:25 AM
Dear Nazis,
You did what?!?! I said I hate JUICE!

Sincerely, Hitler

Thats frickin hilarious!
Sincerly, laughing aloud

Griswold
10-17-2011, 09:43 AM
Ha Ha Ha good ones Mandy

sswilly
10-31-2011, 07:51 PM
JUICE.....that is frigin funny as hell [15] [15]

RCCruiser
10-31-2011, 09:25 PM
Dear razor package that reads "warning: do not use during earthquake.",
OMG an earthquake! Better go shave my legs!

Pretty funny.

But ya gotta wonder about the necessity of some of these warnings...
If the person is stupid enough to attempt what the warning is saying not to do, do you think they'd be smart enough to read the warning, then not do it?

T 'n' A Barbie
11-01-2011, 12:17 AM
It's a 'here's ur sign' moment. lol