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Made.U.Look
10-12-2011, 01:02 AM
A fleeing Taliban desperate for water was plodding through the Afghan desert
when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water he hurried toward the oasis only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5"

The Taliban shouted "Idiot! I do not need an over priced tie. I need water! I should kill you but I must find water first!" "Ok" said the old Jewish man "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need, Shalom"

Cursing the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back almost dead and said....









"YOUR FUCKING BROTHER WON'T LET ME IN WITHOUT A TIE!!!"

Chopstick
10-12-2011, 07:12 AM
lol


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apefrill
10-12-2011, 08:55 AM
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