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09-28-2011, 11:48 AM
Wife says to husband, "If you start riding that new bicycle I bought for you to work, we can get rid of the second car
He replies, "If you take it up the ass and let me cum on your face, we can get rid of the nanny!"

Whats the difference between an illegal Mexican and ET?
ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didnt claim benefits, had his own fucking bike, and wanted to go home.

A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed.
The offenders had alos consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife
A moment of silence passes and the guy says "I can't beleive they fucked my wife after only five beers!"

My wife just came in and said, "I don't know if I am coming or going."
I said to her, "Judging by the look on your face, you're going - 'cus when you're coming, you look like a fucking Down Syndrome kid trying to whistle!"