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Hellboy
09-08-2011, 10:13 PM
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.

Hellboy
09-08-2011, 10:24 PM
Little John attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, John asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
John, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

MOOSEHUNTER
09-08-2011, 10:41 PM
thems is good ones

Griswold
09-08-2011, 10:46 PM
too much reading.......more boobs.......

raginglepricon
09-09-2011, 06:48 AM
funny hahaha

UU
09-09-2011, 07:26 AM
good one [cheers]

RuskinRider81
09-09-2011, 11:07 AM
Hey hey hey...

Not all women are like that lol lol

But hell get drunk and anything is possible lol lol (yes even more boobs)

atoyot
09-09-2011, 11:46 AM
hahaahaa.


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