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Ry' & Jen
08-27-2011, 05:14 AM
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove the old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me down."

Griswold
08-27-2011, 08:59 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Bushwack
08-27-2011, 09:31 AM
good one

Hellboy
08-27-2011, 12:09 PM
Haha nice

Happypants
08-27-2011, 08:58 PM
Lol fuckin tree hugger bitches

Toyman
08-27-2011, 09:14 PM
Long but good.:D

youngun
08-27-2011, 09:34 PM
LOVING IT!!!

Best thing i have red in a few days

Evan the Blue
08-27-2011, 10:29 PM
lol......

85chevy
08-28-2011, 05:50 AM
Hahaha[cheers]

MOOSEHUNTER
08-28-2011, 03:48 PM
brutally honest and fucking hilarious!

raginglepricon
09-01-2011, 07:03 PM
lol:happy0045: :happy0045: :happy0045: