View Full Version : Politically Correct???

08-20-2011, 09:08 PM
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've
been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive
slowly past schools.

A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and
her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook:
I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4,000 f---ing
Muslims have added me as a friend!!

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to
the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is
disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.

The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help
towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we would love to, but our garden
hose only reaches the driveway.

08-20-2011, 09:27 PM
like the last one[36]

08-21-2011, 09:59 AM
Good stuff. I am not much for political correctness anyway.

08-21-2011, 05:37 PM
giggity [cheers]

08-21-2011, 08:32 PM
Lol last and first are pretty good lol

08-21-2011, 11:16 PM
hahaha the last one for sure!!

08-22-2011, 12:13 PM
bwaaahhh those are gooders

T 'n' A Barbie
08-22-2011, 12:19 PM
Nice !!!!!

08-22-2011, 05:45 PM
very nice, First and last one are the best