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Ry' & Jen
08-13-2011, 11:09 AM
These are rather tasteless so I thought I'd post them anyway!
So far as I can tell I haven't read these here.

What does KFC and a woman have in common?
Once you are through with the breast and thighs the only thing left over is a greasy box!

What is the difference between a lesbian and a triscuit?
One is a snack cracker.
The other is a crack snacker!

What do you call a Hindu with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick!

What do you call a Hindu with two wooden legs?
A waste of lumber!

That's it for now.

Cheers
Ry'

UU
08-13-2011, 01:27 PM
:dontknow: I'm not offended

Hellboy
08-13-2011, 01:49 PM
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96_z71
08-13-2011, 02:06 PM
awesome.

BuckNaked
08-13-2011, 02:13 PM
what do you get when you mix a hindu and an octopus....





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fuck if I know, but it sure can pick alot of blueberrys

Mud Slinging Dumb Fawker
08-14-2011, 11:55 AM
fucking good shit[36] [36] [36] [36] [36] [36] [36] [36] [36] [36]

hillclimber
08-14-2011, 06:41 PM
some good ones!!

what do you get when you mix a hindu and an octopus....






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fuck if I know, but it sure can pick alot of blueberrys

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.. joke of the year!

lincoln locked
08-15-2011, 05:21 PM
thanks :D

muddyWaters
08-15-2011, 05:38 PM
What does KFC and a woman have in common?
Once you are through with the breast and thighs the only thing left over is a greasy box!


Epic.... Thats some good shtuff!