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Made.U.Look
08-07-2011, 03:46 AM
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers "Hello"
"Mrs. Sanders please"
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Sanders this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's Dr. sent his biopsy to the lab last week a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly either way the results are not good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
"Normally we can but MSP will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
"Well what am I supposed to do now?"
"The folks at MSP recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home don't sleep with him."

Happypants
08-07-2011, 10:26 AM
Lol, dirty old bastards haha